[NOTE: This article is just to break the stress in Indian Cricket Fans’s mind and make them fit to support TEAM INDIA in ICC WORLD CUP 2011. Read fully before scolding the author]
The Series down under against Proteas just concluded few days ago.Now they are having a span of 18 days for their world campaign. What will they do in these 18 days.
“Few” will practice, while few like Rohit Sharma and Pragyan Ojha will think where they went wrong.
Right let us go in depth in this issue.
Mr.Mahendra Singh Dhoni
The Captain-cool of Team India, will be keen on some game plans (obviously). On the Otherhand, he will be worried thinking “How did Gautam get 11Cr ? ?”
Mr. Yuvraj Singh
Face 1:
The “Out-of-form” stylish left hand batsman will obviously drive down the streets of Punjab just to get Paani Puri ,his fav dish, and will come into the tournament with a bigger Tummy and gives a chance to Mr .Super-fit-Kirsten to comment about Indian Players’s fitness.
Face 2:
The “In-form” orthodox left arm off-spinner will be on cloud nine after his contribution to Team India after the recently concluded India- SA series. He will also feel guilty for grabbing Ojha’s spot.
Mr. Sachin Tendulkar
Since it gonna be his last world cup, this man would be fighting with his ball-machine and would be practicing hard. A billion hopes rest behind him.
Mr.Virender Sehwag
The Delhi Dasher will be thinking why IPL was postponed after the world cup. Else he would have been playing in the tournament,thereby he injures himself and would be in the squad till warm matches and then will break up with the skipper. Now he will be searching for the reasons to skip the tournament.
Mr. Gautham Gambhir
“Yes. I did washed out Kiwis under my captaincy” will be the lines that would often cross this man’s mind. He would walk down the road of Delhi thinking where would he be playing in the Playing XI since Openers Sachin and Virender and number 3 batsman Virat are doing well in their places.
Mr. Virat Kohli
Besides being nervous to play his first world cup for India at higher levels, this “in-form” royal challenger will be trying to contact Genelia-De’zousa to date her. He is mad about her.
Mr. Suresh Raina
This man would be lying down in his mother’s lap and will be crying for wasting 2 ODI series (10 Matches) without showing any signs of regaining his form. He is now in a situation of sitting and warming up the benches in the world cup.
Mr. Harbajan Singh
This man would be highly worried thinking how he gonna spend 40 days sharring the same dressing room with his pal-turned-rival Andrew Symonds. Besides he have to work hard trying to learn the art of taking wickets rather than being economical
Mr. Praveen Kumar
He has already booked a place in playing XI by praising the skipper that he is the OBAMA of cricket. He will also be crossing the borders to spend a honeymoon with his wife.
Mr. Ashwin
Being a south-paw, this man will be visiting most of the Temples in South India to pray for their Victory .
Mr.Yusuf Pathan
This man will be texting to Steyn and Morkel in abusive language for bowling too many short balls to him. He would also be challenging them to bowl a short ball in the Sub-continent condition against him. He would also be worried that why his step- brother Irfan Pathan missed out a cut even in WC 30 probables.
Mr. Zaheer Khan
After being elected as the 3rd Desirable Indian Cricketer by Times Of India, this man will be on cloud nine and will be thinking hard to pick his bowling partner.
Mr. Ashish Nehra.
This young boy will be shouting at his mom for being forced by her to eat. He will also try to learn how to field from his pet dog.
Mr.Munaf Patel
He would console himself by saying "I don't know to Swing.. I don't have a threatening pace.. But I have the most bruatal factor.. Line and Length and it got me 2nd world cup spot."
Mr. Piyush Chawla.
He will be thinking “Thank God.. I managed to attend Dhoni’s marriage and now I am in WC squad” He will also try to convince the Star Cricket to display his action as Right- Arm-Leg-Spin as he uses Leg spin as a variation in an over containing 5 googlies.
Hope that your stress is down now.
Jokes apart.
Billions of hopes lies on these Fifteen people. Everyone is thinking that all the above will get INDIA, the prestigious ICC WORLD CUP. Come out and Support for Team India in huge numbers.
Cheers and Claps for Team India.!!
The Series down under against Proteas just concluded few days ago.Now they are having a span of 18 days for their world campaign. What will they do in these 18 days.
“Few” will practice, while few like Rohit Sharma and Pragyan Ojha will think where they went wrong.
Right let us go in depth in this issue.
Mr.Mahendra Singh Dhoni
The Captain-cool of Team India, will be keen on some game plans (obviously). On the Otherhand, he will be worried thinking “How did Gautam get 11Cr ? ?”
Face 1:
The “Out-of-form” stylish left hand batsman will obviously drive down the streets of Punjab just to get Paani Puri ,his fav dish, and will come into the tournament with a bigger Tummy and gives a chance to Mr .Super-fit-Kirsten to comment about Indian Players’s fitness.
The “In-form” orthodox left arm off-spinner will be on cloud nine after his contribution to Team India after the recently concluded India- SA series. He will also feel guilty for grabbing Ojha’s spot.
Mr. Sachin Tendulkar
Since it gonna be his last world cup, this man would be fighting with his ball-machine and would be practicing hard. A billion hopes rest behind him.
Mr.Virender Sehwag
The Delhi Dasher will be thinking why IPL was postponed after the world cup. Else he would have been playing in the tournament,thereby he injures himself and would be in the squad till warm matches and then will break up with the skipper. Now he will be searching for the reasons to skip the tournament.
“Yes. I did washed out Kiwis under my captaincy” will be the lines that would often cross this man’s mind. He would walk down the road of Delhi thinking where would he be playing in the Playing XI since Openers Sachin and Virender and number 3 batsman Virat are doing well in their places.
Mr. Virat Kohli
Besides being nervous to play his first world cup for India at higher levels, this “in-form” royal challenger will be trying to contact Genelia-De’zousa to date her. He is mad about her.
Mr. Suresh Raina
This man would be lying down in his mother’s lap and will be crying for wasting 2 ODI series (10 Matches) without showing any signs of regaining his form. He is now in a situation of sitting and warming up the benches in the world cup.
Mr. Harbajan Singh
This man would be highly worried thinking how he gonna spend 40 days sharring the same dressing room with his pal-turned-rival Andrew Symonds. Besides he have to work hard trying to learn the art of taking wickets rather than being economical
He has already booked a place in playing XI by praising the skipper that he is the OBAMA of cricket. He will also be crossing the borders to spend a honeymoon with his wife.
Mr. Ashwin
Being a south-paw, this man will be visiting most of the Temples in South India to pray for their Victory .
Mr.Yusuf Pathan
This man will be texting to Steyn and Morkel in abusive language for bowling too many short balls to him. He would also be challenging them to bowl a short ball in the Sub-continent condition against him. He would also be worried that why his step- brother Irfan Pathan missed out a cut even in WC 30 probables.
Mr. Zaheer Khan
After being elected as the 3rd Desirable Indian Cricketer by Times Of India, this man will be on cloud nine and will be thinking hard to pick his bowling partner.
Mr. Ashish Nehra.
This young boy will be shouting at his mom for being forced by her to eat. He will also try to learn how to field from his pet dog.
Mr.Munaf Patel
He would console himself by saying "I don't know to Swing.. I don't have a threatening pace.. But I have the most bruatal factor.. Line and Length and it got me 2nd world cup spot."
Mr. Piyush Chawla.
He will be thinking “Thank God.. I managed to attend Dhoni’s marriage and now I am in WC squad” He will also try to convince the Star Cricket to display his action as Right- Arm-Leg-Spin as he uses Leg spin as a variation in an over containing 5 googlies.
Hope that your stress is down now.
Jokes apart.
Billions of hopes lies on these Fifteen people. Everyone is thinking that all the above will get INDIA, the prestigious ICC WORLD CUP. Come out and Support for Team India in huge numbers.
Cheers and Claps for Team India.!!
