Sunday, March 14, 2010

Tune back to last season

"My heart is missing a beat
I can't handle the heat"

A quote that suits the season..,Its summer season..,Exam season.., stress season...,
Over all its IPL season...!!

Statistics reveal that "Its just 1411" is the most used line in past few months....Up next to it is "Bahuth Miss kiya aapko".....It was all about IPL....

Last season, Unfortunately IPL has to shifted to proteas' backyard...
Everything changed....

"The Wild just got wilder....Lion's den was shifted....Delhi Daredevils metamorphically became Durban Daredevils...."

Ultimatey it was the "Chargers" who lifted the precious Indian Map..Thanks mainly to Rohit Sharma and Gilchrist...

In the Midst of that season...only two things became popular...

one is ZOOZOO..

Zoozoo:-
These Zoozoo like animated character with alien resemblance have egg-shaped head with black dots for their eyes and mouth ....But they aren't...They are actually slim women and Children dressed in white costumes that are stuffed with foam....


But people became craze to these Zoozoos.....Statistics suggest that Zoozoo is the most watches video in Youtube and there are nearly 50,000 fans for Zoozoo in Facebook..


Second thing that became popular was simply a blog....



No....I didn't mean mine......I was not even blogging that time...


Its fake-ipl-player's blog well known as "FIP".. He calls himself as a fake-ipl-player....Many suspect that he played for KKR in IPL09......He revealed many details which was all found to be true latter....He gathered attention of as many as 8000 people.....He hasn't revealed his identity.....

He had kept nick names for most of the players which was the centre of attention of his blog....Here is the few...

  • Calypso King - Chris Gayle
  • Castro - Fidel Edwards
  • Appam Chutiya- Sreesanth
  • Lordie - Sourav Ganguly
  • Lord Almighty - Sourav Ganguly
  • Aila = Sachin Tendulkar
  • Little Monster - Sachin Tendulkar
  • Badasha Dildo - Shah Rukh Khan
  • Vinnie Dildo - Shah Rukh Khan
  • Little John - Ishanth Sharma
  • Style bhai - Murali Kartik
  • Mangal Pandey- L R Shukla
  • Prince Charles of Patiala - Yuvraj Singh
  • Bubblee Bantli - Preity Zinta
  • Bunty= Ness Wadia
  • Big Sister - Shilpa Shetty
  • Little Sister - Shamita Shetty
  • Deegrah Pathan - Irfan Pathan
  • Bookah Naan - John Buchanan
  • Skipper - Brendon Mccullam
  • Phoren Babas - Brendon McCullum, John Buchanan
  • Gilli Danda - Ashok Dinda
  • Bangla Tiger - Mortaza
  • Junta Tormentor - Ajanta Mendis
  • Meera Bhai - Harbajan Singh
  • Ganji Hanger - Sanjay Bangar
  • Mr. Batlivala - Vijay Mallaya
  • Bevdaa - Jessie Ryder
  • Re-Peter - Kevin Peterson
  • Peter Ka Beta – Kevin Pietersen
  • RVR Singh - VRV Singh
  • Sandy Baddy Babe - Mandira Bedi
  • Dhakkan coach-Darren Lehmann
  • Lady Jaya = Mahila Jayawardene
  • Arnold Power = Ramesh Powar
  • Springbok = Charl Langeveldt
  • Ghati Baba = Rohit Sharma
  • Kishen Kanhaiya= Ravi Shastri
  • Sheikh of Tweak - Shane Warne
  • Sultan of Tweak - Shane Warne
  • Pedophile Priest - Adam Gilchrist
  • RDB - Ranadeb Bose
  • Shakespeare - Aakash Chopra
  • Sparrow / Parrott - Glenn McGrath
  • Very Very Special Friend Ram - VVS Laxman
  • Kaan Moolo - Ajit Agarkar
  • Former India fast bowler who will remain a former India fast bowler - Ajit Agarkar
  • Buddhiman Baba= Wriddhiman Saha
  • Sticky Something= Ricky Ponting
  • Dewar=Rahul Dravid
  • Big Mac= Mathew Hayden
  • Chhota Chetan= Cheteshwar Pujara
  • Panty Curry= Robin Uthapa
  • Chinnu Popli= Bharat Chipli/Sreevats Goswami
  • Chikna Pussy= David Hussey
  • Chirkut Teli= Viraat Kohli
  • Bubban= Arindam Ghosh
  • Darwaan of Patiala= Tom Moody
  • Vakil Saab= Kumar Sangakkara
  • Saala Slimeball = Lalit Modi
  • Cool Dude= Mahendra Singh Dhoni
  • Boy George= Joy Bhattacharjya(KKR Team Director)
  • Bubblies= Kings IX Punjab
  • Dhakkans= Daccan Chargers
  • Rajpoots= Rajasthan Royals
  • Bevdaas Team - Bangalore Royal Challengers


In his last post about IPL09...he said that he'll be back for the season-3....



He did as he said.....He is back...."Back with a Bang".....He has released a book "THE GAME CHANGERS"...which is full of gossips and behind scence moments of cricket in India.... He evenfailed to reveal his identitiy in his book....He has released his book just a day before the commencement of IPL-Season 3......




"Mein IPL ko nahi miss kiya....magar FIP ko Bahooth miss kiya...."


Awaiting more gossips,
Fake-Ragul

1 comment:

  1. nice one about him this is your blogspot post something about you da loosu :D

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